The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just
and then
(via the-itsy-fabulous-spider)
The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters
(via the-itsy-fabulous-spider)
well kevin you should be glad that you have a heart. there are some poor ppl out there somewhere that don’t have hearts and that is sad.
*Gus voice* I hear that
nearly every time i make a post i think of a better way to phrase it immediately after i post it and have to frantically go to edit
(via lindyyloo)
IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE
IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT
why are you screaming
I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THESE VITAMINS
(via eric-is-superwholocked)

THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic
that was fucking terrifying
your tension has been exterminated
EXTERMINATED
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
(Source: deduce-you-fools, via laserbeahm)
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
(via loki-dokeys)